Dominate the Mediocre with Mohawk


Say you recently bought a Mohawk 3D Golf Aligner and now you're putting lights out. At this point, maybe you're thinking, "how should I capitalize on my newfound superpower?"

Perhaps its time to join the MGA. What does that stand for, you ask? It's the Mediocre Golf Association.

Wait, WTF?

Well, here's the group's mantra:

"We all love golf and most of us have played for years, yet somehow we still suck at it. Since the PGA Tour stopped returning our calls a long time ago, we created our own league in 2006. Since then, the MGA has gone global with chapters golfing, enjoying beer and meeting cool new people worldwide!"

Here's how it works:

"Any non-douche who gets it" can join their local chapter or start their own if there's no chapter near them.

All MGA chapters run tournaments each year, "where bogey golf has a good shot to win." Every tournament features trophies, awards, and BIG checks for up to $1.12. Money lists and stats are kept for all players, "just like those rich, gifted people on that other tour."

The MGA World Championship is held at the end of each season in Vegas. The MGA even has a fantasy league that lets you "put your crappy friends on your fantasy team!"

So if you're on the fence about buying a Mohawk...think again. You might still suck, but not nearly as bad as all the other non-douches on the MGA tour. If you're really on fire, you might even grab one or two of those big checks!

Mohawk is 3D printed and made in the USA by a Veteran owned company.

Get yours at MohawkYourBalls.com

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